Juat this morning I said to my wife "You wanna fuck?" . She shook her head a little and said "not really". I sat there lying in bed thinking about a strategy. When she came back into the room I said "Do you want to fuck with a condom?". She very excitedly said yes and pulled down her pants. You see, she wanted to fuck all along but didn't want to walk around with jism in her all day. The awesomeness of the condom saved the day.